Are you a loving, yet befuddled, husband looking for the perfect gift for your wife for your twentieth anniversary? The traditional gift for the twentieth is china. What if YOUR WIFE DOES NOT LIKE CHINESE FOOD? Easy peasy. Take her out to eat at a great seafood restaurant. They will serve the delicious fish, shrimp and crab on china. Besides, you love seafood, too, right? Then, so it seems like you are really appreciative of her, present her with a gift certificate for books. Be creative. You could give her a booklet with certificates for a book of her choice every month for a year. Or if you are feeling really generous, a book a week! Use your pen that was made in China to write them up. You are covered and you will be the man!