Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Grandpa and Grandma Visit

This is what I hear this morning.
Grandpa: Grandma, did you just use the bathroom?
Grandma: No, I just brushed my hair.
Grandpa: Well, there is a frog in the commode.
Grandma: Who is in the what?
Grandpa: There is a frog in the commode.
Grandma: What is in the commode?
Grandpa: A frog.
Grandma: Is it alive?
Grandpa: Yeah, and I was just wondering, cuz whoever used the bathroom just passed a frog.
Child 1: THERE IS A FROG IN THE COMMODE!
Child 2: Maybe Grandpa needs some medication to stop him from passing frogs.
Child 3: Maybe Grandpa needs to stop eating tadpoles.
Child 4: What's a commode?

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