"This is better than Rhode Island!" after tasting a homemade dressing that a sister had made. (I think you mean THOUSAND Island.)
"Quit eating worms! I don't care if your sister gives you a dime for each one." those words actually came out of my mouth?!
"Those are NOT pretty pictures!" when asked if The Boy would like to see some pics of how lactation occurs since he had asked about it.
"After a guy marries you, AFTER he marries you, I am going to tell him all about you. " a brother to his sister after an altercation.
"Who bought the chicken-flavored ham?" after looking at a package of deli meat, we had only bought ham for over a year.
"Oh, we were excited because we thought the preacher was coming. But it was only his wife." The best one this week!