Baby didn't sleep well last night, I think it was teething. By about 6am I was delirious. I heard a child sneeze. "Bless you," I tried to say, but nothing came out. I tried again. Nothing. I decided to holler it to see if I could force the sound out. "BLESS YOU!" All I heard was some mumbles. I tried once more, "BLESS YOU!" Mumbles again. At this point I started laughing because I realized I was in that "you-think-you-are-awake-but-you-are-not" zone. Ever been there? Well, I laughed myself awake with a befuddled husband and son staring at me like I had lost my mind. One of them politely asked, "What are you doing, Mom? You sound like a dying cat." "Just enjoying the morning, son. Just enjoying the morning."